I just did a Google search for ways to discourage my kitten from stealing food off of my plate. The sites weren't too much help, as I'm already doing the loud "NO" when she makes a move toward my plate.
I found this on Craigslist:
$100 to steal my roommate's cat
I'm pretty sure that's fake. It was a good read. I love the part about what the roommate keeps in the microwave.
Are you intrigued yet?